Orgone Hat Insert

Description

Up for sale are these awesome Orgone Hat Inserts.
The listed price is for one insert with one clip, but you may increase the quantity.
These Orgone Hat Inserts energize the neurons in your brain with an awesome amount of Orgone that will help you achieve a feeling of well being. The Orgone will enhance your ability to relax, meditate and think. These Hat Inserts may also enhance your psychic powers, especially telekinesis.
The clip will fit into a loop of cloth (not included) that may be sewn into your favorite hat. The insert will then snap into the clip (see example picture). If a single insert is purchased, it should be sewn so that it will be positioned above your forehead with the silver side towards you when you put on the hat. I have made hats with 7 or 11 modules, but it is probably best to buy just one and try it out first.
Whenever you need some extra brain power, put your thinking cap on!
When it is time to clean your hat, remove the module and clip first. The module and clip should be cleaned with a cloth that has been dampened with soapy water or alcohol (Isopropyl or hand sanitizer). Do not put the insert or clip into the washer or dryer.
The Orgone Hat Insert is a hexagon that is 35mm from flat to flat and 12mm thick
By purchasing one or more of these Orgone Hat Inserts, the customer agrees that this is a hand made experimental device, and that the seller and the manufacturer are not responsible for their use. The customer also agrees that compensation for any damages resulting from the use of this product will be limited to replacement or refund of the purchase price.
It is the seller’s opinion that the Hat Inserts are completely safe if kept clean. No hazardous materials were used in their construction.
If you put the Orgone Hat Insert onto your head with the silver side towards you and feel nothing after a few minutes, simply return the Hat Insert(s) within 10 days for a full refund of the purchase price (you pay the shipping).